I’m going to tell you a little story. It is one that you may have heard before, but never quite like this. It is the (speculated) backstory of the Grinch. You know the fella, he’s famed for stealing Christmas (and then realising his grave error and promptly returning it), but I feel like he had a bad rap without everyone knowing much about the guy.
Now, according to Dr. Seuss, the reasons as to why the Grinch hated Christmas was because his shoes were too tight, his head wasn’t screwed on right, or his heart was two sizes too small. Although these all sound like terrible afflictions to have to suffer through – I know we’ve all been there with the shoes – they are not at all the reason for his surly and churlish attitude. All he needed was one thing; the luxury foaming bath essence from Asper & Jones.
I know this is because I have suffered a similar affliction to Mr. Grinch in the run up to Christmas. The hours of trawling shops for suitable presents, the nightmares of not finding the right winter coat, the suddenly packed streets as if everyone and their mother are out to disrupt your journey home. It’s enough to make you want to steal Christmas, it really is. But not after one soak with my new best friends Asper & Jones.
After a particularly stressful day of pondering which mince pies would most impress at the office, I came home and ran a bath. The bathroom was soon full of the smell of soft peonies, which I found instantly relaxing. As the bath filled, the amount of bubbles doubled and I just knew they would be prime candidates to make an awesome foam beard.
When you’re a kid, you look at the clouds and dream of how wonderful it would be to sit atop them, well I think this is the closest you’re going to get to that reverie, as you channel your inner diva and let the bubbles envelop you in a soapy massage.
Not only does the essence provide a sudsy bed for you to escape in for some solid soaking time, but the soothing chamomile enriched in the product works away under the bubbles to soften your skin and leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and ready to face those Christmas crowds.
So this is one for the Scrooges, the discontented masses, and the generally miserable; pop one in their stocking and watch them transform from a hairy, green monster to the happiest Who in Whoville.
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